Lies a Slovak told me.....

• Well have this sorted by tommorrow...
• This bus will take you to where you need to go....
• What do you mean? Of course the washing machine works! It's brand new...
• My cousin can help you with that...
• Many people actually say that Slovak is a very easy language to learn...
• Don't worry, it's vegetarian...
• That will only close this much....
• Oh the fridge will be fixed by tommorrow...
• No really the washing machine is brand new...
• Yeah I speak English....
• Oh it's a short bus journey.... about 6 hours just
• Yeah I understand what you mean...